I just have a picture of Megan Fox here for no apparent reason. Actually on second thought, there is a reason. Michael Bay has released new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen footage today and fanboys everywhere are celebrating (including me!). Check out the video after the jump.
Who said you needed to be hired at a restaurant in order to make money as a waiter? (Toronto Star)
Over in Conover, North Carolina, two Dominos employees decided to videotape various unsanitary acts while working at one of the stores. Clearly they didn’t think this through. The company has decided to fire the two employees and file a criminal complaints against them. Those poor customers… now they know how ass tastes like… (ABC News)
Speaking of someone that knows what ass tastes like, a strip search was performed on a man charged with drug possession and the police officer found a bag with a white powdery substance in his rectum. They guy grabbed the bag from the officer and stuffed it into his mouth! You know you’re an addict when… (Olivia Munn)
A man in Waco, Texas was stabbed twice because he farted. I supposed he needed a few extra openings to let the gas out. (Metro)
A man committed suicide in the middle of a late night screening of Watchmen. I never knew the movie was that bad! (Slashfilm)
A 32 year old woman jumped into the polar bear exhibit at the Berlin Zoo during feeding time. The woman jumped into the pool willingly since she was expecting to be welcomed by the polar bears, but instead she was attacked and bitten. Bears are dangerous, of course you’ll get mauled! Duh! (Daily Mail)
A British man killed his partner of 30 years after she became obsessed with Grand Theft Auto! Hey World of Warcraft gamers, I think you should be concerned about your personal safety too! (Daily Mail)
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