Weekend Link-Off: Hot And Cold

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For no reason other than to introduce a YouTube video, Katy Perry. After the jump, one of the oddest Katy Perry covers ever. Naturally, it’s better than the original.

The Yankees couldn’t quite figure out this whole stadium thing. (Scott Proctor’s Arm) You’d think that in the 21st century that people could design a stadium so everyone has an unobstructed view. Now the definition of unobstructed is “Being able to see either the field or a video screen.”

Ouch: Man breaks penis. He’s likely going to impotent for the rest of his life. (NBC Philadelphia)

Is the NHL really more physical than the NFL?  Well, this MLB blogger thinks so. (Sixty Feet, Six Inches)

ESPN agrees with the guy above.  Then they go on to say that boxers are the toughest of them all. (ESPN)  I don’t necessarily disagree with their choice but I do question that they don’t separate Mixed Martial Arts (which ESPN doesn’t televise, unlike boxing) from Martial Arts.  “MMA vs. Boxing: Who is Tougher?” would be an epic debate for the ages, definitely controversial and guaranteed to drive up ESPN’s web traffic.  Not that a business would ever think of trying to make money.

The NHL’s new marketing ploy: When LeBron Met Ovi. (D.C. Sports Blog)

UFC President Dana White goes nuts (Sports Illustrated) then apologizes to the gay rights groups (on April 1st) not the reporter he ripped to shreds. (Deadspin) But do we expect anything else from Dana. Sports would be so much more interesting if everyone spoke their mind like him.

Birmingham City University is offering a Masters degree in Facebook. (Daily Telegraph)

Speaking of Facebook, they’ve fired their CFO.  Generally, that’s not thought of as a good idea when you’re thinking about making an IPO.  Then again, doing an IPO when the stock market’s gone to hell means that they aren’t thinking it through. (New York Times)

Good news: The Conficker worm didn’t destroy the internet… yet. (PC World)

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CIS Hockey Championship: Mustangs Lose A Heartbreaker

Six months ago, they were too young to be a threat. Five months ago, their record had them barely making the playoffs. Last month, they looked like fodder for the OUA West regular season champion. Yesterday, they were virtual locks for elimination. And today, when they fell behind to the UNB Varsity Reds, they were overmatched. In the end, the Mustangs’ storybook season came to a heartbreaking end. Continue reading

CIS Hockey Championship Final Live Blog

Sorry about the delay.  The live blog is active.  Click the link below to follow all the action as it happens.

Click here for the live blog. Continue reading

CIS Hockey Championship Update 3

Well, it turns out that I keep getting all my predictions wrong.  The original ones, the revised ones, the one I’m going to make at the end of the post.  But now it’s time to take a look at the CIS University Cup Hockey Championship final between the UNB Varsity Reds and the Western Mustangs. Continue reading

CIS Hockey Championship Update 2

Yesterday, I gave you an update on how the Western Mustangs could make it to the finals.  Today, here’s the path that the Lakehead Thunderwolves can use to make it to the national championship game in their home town. Continue reading

CIS Hockey Championship Update

Midway through Day 2 at the Canadian University Hockey Championship, everything I (and most experts) predicted has been turned on its head.  Since this is primarily a UWO blog, let’s play out the scenario the Mustangs need to play out for a shot at the University Cup. Continue reading

2009 CIS Hockey Championship Preview

It’s preview week here on The Lowdown Blog.  Right now, I take a break from previewing the 2009 Formula 1 Season and instead preview the 2009 Canadian University Hockey Championships.  This is the third and final of the major mens’ national championships for the 2008-2009 season.  Since I can’t be there in person (though my boss neglected to tell me himself), I’ll give my expert opinion in The Lowdown’s University Cup preview.

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Weekend Link-Off: I Wish I Was An Ice Cream Cone

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That is the luckiest ice cream cone in the world.  On either side of it are Blake Lively and Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl fame.  I might just be a fan of that show now.  More pics of them after the jump.

Don’t forget that The Lowdown takes over UWO Radio at midnight to play music.  Email your requests to thelowdown@live.ca or call 519-661-3600.

The first rule of fight club: Don’t talk about fight club.  Second rule of fight club: Don’t hold it in a high school. [Dallas Morning News]

Anything the Florida Panthers can do, the Las Vegas Wranglers can do better.  Especially strippers. [Lion in Oil and Total Pro Sports]

Sydney councillor puts forward a motion to buy an MP a vibrator so she can screw herself. [News.com.au]

Horror movie monsters are nearly as scary as this sea monster that would make Jaws look like chihuahua. [Times Online]

The president of a soccer team you’ve never heard of does a drive-by. [The Spoiler]

Florida student gets suspended for passing gas.  I guess no one in Florida has a sense of humour. [WDBO]

I was right about Florida.  Always look both ways before getting flattened. [WFTV]

You’re not drunk or high.  There really are pink elephants. [BBC]

The truth is out there.  Or it’s near a British air force base. [Daily Telegraph]

Wow!   A flying car!  But where do you land it? [CBC]

Manny Ramirez takes time out from his non-existent spring training schedule to go cricketing. [The Australian]

Time Inc., which runs such LD go-to sites as SI.com and EW.com, will start charging for some online content. [Business Insider]

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Fighting In The Stands Isn’t Just For Hockey Parents

There’s a long held perception in Canada that hockey moms and dads are more into the games and more intense than the kids on the ice.  Fights among parents in the stands, yelling at coaches, police being called in and brawling with the refs all seem to be the status quo in Canadian youth hockey.

It turns out, though, that the crowds at NHL games can degenerate into near brawls like as this recent one in Vancouver:

According to a commenter on YouTube (treat as [sic’d]):

The kid was throwing peanuts at the bearded guy. The bearded guy got up and jokingly said “Ok, who’s the tough guy?” The kid couldn’t man up though. So the woman sitting behind the kid pointed to the “Tough Guy” and mouthed the words “He did it”. So the bearded guy had a few choice words, including the offer to “step outside like a man, punk” But the kid could only work his gums and had no cajones to back up cowardly assault from the rear.

Maybe we should chalk this one up to “Only in Canada” but seeing as fans are becoming increasingly violent, I’m not so sure.  I don’t want to get sanctimonious but can’t we just unwind for a few hours at a game without trying to kill each other.  But that’s coming from a guy who was “kindly” informing a referee on Saturday night that he was letting the visiting team make all his penalty calls.

Red Light District: The Night in Hockey

Not the greatest name ever but it’ll do for now.  Remember, that’s what the comment form is for.

Montreal 3 @ Washington 4 (SO) — Alex Ovechkin decided he was getting bored of the same old, same old goals.  Last night, he stole the puck from Roman Hamrlik, backhand passed it to himself off the boards, broke in, got tripped, and proceeded to score from his back in what is the goal of the year.  Meanwhile, the Habs are struggling to keep pace in the Eastern Conference.  And as a bonus, here’s that Ovi goal.

NY Islanders 1 @ NY Rangers 3 — I don’t know how to summarize a straight-forward game like this one.  Does “The win moves the Rangers one point ahead of the Habs in the standings” work?  How about “Chris Drury had three assists”?

Nashville 2 @ Detroit 6 — A lesson for the Preds and the rest of the NHL: Don’t take penalties against the Red Wings.  The Wings went 5/6 with the man advantage to decimate Nashville.  Nic Lidstrom and Johan Franzen (free agent in the summer) both had a pair of goals.

St. Louis 3 @ Columbus 4 — The Blue Jackets’ win puts them six games above .500 in franchise history and they currently sit 6th in the West.  They nearly coughed it up by giving up 2 goals late in the third but managed to hold on.  The Jackets are the only team in the NHL not to have made the playoffs in franchise history.  Prepare to hear that endlessly for the next two months.

Los Angeles 4 @ Anaheim 3 — Yeah, they’re free… Free fallin’!  The Ducks have gone from contenders to pretenders over the last month and cemented that status with a loss to last year’s cellar-dwelling Kings.  Jonathan Quick had 28 saves for the win.  Look for him to suit up in the red, white, and blue in Van-city next February.