All The Ways Samuel L. Jackson Says “Fuck”

Legendary actor Samuel L. Jackson has become a Twitter legend during the Olympics. His live tape-delay commentary of the Olympics has been the most enjoyable American coverage. It’s probably more insightful than what’s on NBC. It’s definitely better than CTV’s track and field coverage. Not surprisingly, Sam’s favourite word on Twitter is the good old-fashioned f-bomb. However, he can’t seem to spell it the same way twice.

So to celebrate the end of the London 2012 Olympics, here’s every different permutation of  Sam Jackson spelling “fuck” on Twitter.

First, let’s just post all the permutation of “fuck” in text rather than tweets. It’s a really long list. FYI: The list is complete from Sam’s first tweet to August 9, 2012.

  1. muh fukkasay
  2. Fuq
  3. FUCKING
  4. Fukkin’
  5. Muhfukkin
  6. muhfukkah
  7. mahfahkka
  8. muhfuqas
  9. MUHPHUGGAS
  10. mahfakka
  11. muhfuggas
  12. muhfukka
  13. Muhfukka
  14. Muhfuggas
  15. Muhfuggin
  16. muhfukkin
  17. Muhfukka
  18. MUHFUGGAS
  19. MAHFAHKKAZ
  20. MUHFUKKAS
  21. mahphakka
  22. MUHFUQIN
  23. Muhpfakkah
  24. Muthaphucca
  25. Mughpfakkuh
  26. Mughpfukkuh
  27. Moughuqqas
  28. Muffpfukah
  29. MAWPHAKKAS
  30. muhfuggahhhhs
  31. Moughoucccahs
  32. mughuqqa
  33. MAVENGERFUQQAS
  34. Moupfuccuh
  35. Moupfouqa
  36. MAHPFAUCCAUHS
  37. Muuphuuccahs
  38. Moupfacca
  39. Motherfuckers
  40. MUTTUHFUKKUH
  41. Myfollowfukkas
  42. MUTHUPFUQAS
  43. MUTHUFUKKKEN
  44. MUTUPHUKAS
  45. MUGHPHUGHKUGHZZ
  46. GOLFINFUQQINWOODS
  47. MAAADAAAHFAAAHKAAAAHZ
  48. MUGHFUGHQUAHS
  49. Amughphuqqinvengers
  50. Muhfugga
  51. Muthughpfuccahz
  52. Mughpfukkas
  53. MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
  54. MUHFUNNYKERRRR
  55. MOUGHPHAUQQA
  56. MUGHPHUKKAS
  57. MUPHUCCAHS
  58. MUTHAFUQQIN
  59. MAURFAHKAH
  60. MOTHERFUCKER
  61. M’LUVVAHFUKKAHZ
  62. fuck
  63. M’ovenphughuh
  64. MUPHOUQEEEN
  65. MYTWITTAFUKKAS
  66. FASTBALLAFAHKKHA
  67. MOUGHPHUHKYN
  68. MUHFUKKAHHHHZ
  69. MUFEXPERTFUKKUHZ
  70. MOLYMPICPHUKKEN
  71. BADMUHFOUGHCCENMINTON
  72. MARCHERFUQAA
  73. GYMUPHUGGINASTERS
  74. MUPFUGGUH
  75. SWIMMAFOUGKAHZ
  76. SEVENTYFUKKINTWO
  77. BUTTAFUQQINFLY
  78. MUPFUGHKEAN
  79. Fuuuuuck
  80. MOSTMUPFUGGAH
  81. AHHFUKYYNMAZEN
  82. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  83. MUFFAWKIN
  84. Fuckin’
  85. Badfuqqinminton
  86. MUHSPRINTAPFUKKAH
  87. POMULFUKKENHORSE
  88. Manouncerphuqa
  89. BIPFOUKKENCYCLIN
  90. DEUCEMOUGHFOUGHKINPEAT
  91. Muthafukka
  92. TREYPHUQQYNPEET
  93. GYMFUGGYNASTICS
  94. MOTRACQUHPHOQQERZ
  95. MOSTMUFFAQUATICPFUQQAH
  96. MUTHACYCLINPHUCCAS
  97. MUTHAFAKENPHUCQA
  98. Fuuuuuuck
  99. BIGMOUTHMUTHAGOTTABEDAFIRST2TELLITFUCCUHAZ
  100. FUKKIN
  101. FUKKEN
  102. PHUCK
  103. Pommelfuqqinhorse
  104. MUHFUGGYN
  105. POSTEREYFUKKINZAYSHUN
  106. MUHCYCLINFUKKENPHUKAHZ
  107. Muhhhfukka
  108. MUTHAPHUKKA
  109. WEIGHTLIFTINMUHPHUGHA
  110. EVERYMUHFUQQYNBODY
  111. Waitafuggin
  112. WATERFUGGINPOLO
  113. TRIPLEFPHUQQYNJUMPIN’

And here are all of Sam’s f-bomb tweets.

So out of about 800 tweets, Sam has used fuck over 100 different ways. He’s not only one of society’s best actors but he’s a cunning linguist as well.

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