Here’s Emmanuelle Chriqui who most men would fight Mike Tyson for.

If you didn’t believe in Santa before you read this article, you certainly won’t afterwards. In fact, you may run for your life the next time you see him. Turns out that Saint Nick’s a republican. (Musings on Greenwood)

I try not to link to Maxim because it’s banned viewing at most workplaces but this was too good to pass up. They have a guide of what golf clubs to chase guys with for every occasion. (Maxim)

Of course, finding out your husband’s dream is to have an orgy with an actor and a baseball superstar is a good reason to chase him with a golf club. (Out of Bounds)

After the jump, scads of sports links, the best protest signs, and Mark Cuban’s painful Monday night.

An important lesson for everyone: Never piss off Brendan Shanahan. He will get you back. (NJ.com)

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Why isn’t the NHL marketing Alex Ovechkin instead of Crosby? (DC Sports Bog)

Whatchya gonna do, brother? Whatchya gonna do what Hulkamania proposes to you? (Us Magazine)

Speaking of wrestling, Vince McMahon has world domination on his mind. I don’t think there’s anyone to stop him this time. (CNBC)

The Toronto Raptors aren’t having a spectacular season but they are still making the highlight reels. Actually, it’s Jarrett Jack’s shoelaces that are making the highlight reels. (Ball Don’t Lie)

Chad Ochocinco wants to change his name to what? (Bleacher Report)

This guy clearly isn’t a Kenny Rogers fan because he didn’t know when to fold them. (Wall Street Journal)

I really wanted to go to the University of Michigan but it’s probably a good thing that I didn’t. (Huffington Post)

Today’s first photo gallery is a look at 50 of the best signs at protests in 2009. The LTC union members may want to take note. (Buzz Feed)

Today’s second photo gallery is a look back at the wonder year that was in 2004. February might be a bit NSFW. (Deadspin)

Seeing as we have a couple of wrestling links above, why not mention that Mark Cuban was the host of Monday’s WWE Raw. It didn’t go so well but I’m sure David Stern was happy.

And just for the hell of it, here’s Top Gear’s Richard Hammond trying to make the airport experience faster by racing airport vehicles against each other… And crashing them.