Something not funny is how ridiculously hot Tricia Helfer is. Almost makes me regret missing Battlestar Whatever.
The internet is making us all comedians. The only problem is that I’m less funny on the internet than in person and on radio. (Washington Post)
Case in point for the above: With Halloween around the corner, it was only appropriate that Colonel Sanders rose from the grave to visit the United Nations. (Daily Telegraph)
If you’re a Chicago Bears fan, I’d take this as a sign that you should be begging Roger Goodell to void the summer’s big trade. (Tremendous Upside)
After the jump, hockey in England, screwing sports folks, and in some good and bad driving. Continue reading
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