Not News of the Week

After a week off, it’s the return of the weirdest and wackiest stories from around the world. It’s the Not News of the Week.

A woman from Manchester claims that falling from a Nintendo Wii balance board has turned her into a sex addict. A doctor diagnosed her as having a damaged nerve causing persistent sexual arousal syndrome as a result of the three-inch fall from the video game console accessory. Now, the woman says that the slightest of vibrations turns her on and that she gets uncontrollable urges up to 10 times a day. In related news, Tiger Woods claims that his infidelity was may be related to an accident while playing golf on the Wii. Continue reading