Worst of Music: Britney Spears – Till The World Ends

I never thought I’d say this but I’ve actually missed Britney Spears. Her albums are basically Worst of Music anthologies. If you ever need an easy target to pick for a bad song, Britney is a good place to go. That’s well illustrated by the fact that Till the World Ends is the second single off Britney’s new Femme Fatale album that I’ve named the Worst of Music.

Remember when Britney Spears used to actually sing? There are some kids alive today that don’t remember Britney pre-autotune. You don’t actually have talent to make a hit song now… Not that Britney was ever a great singer. She started her career as jail bait. This song and video is a perfect illustration of Britney’s evolution from jail bait to slut. (Hell, if the tabloids are to be believed, even I could have a shot with her.) This song is an unabashed collection of double entendres and autotuned “oh”s. And, not surprisingly, there’s very little about the end of the world in this song. It’s just mentioned near the end.

So congrats, Britney. You’ve won the prestigious Worst of Music award for this week.

Have a better WoM candidate for next week? Drop it in the comments.

One thought on “Worst of Music: Britney Spears – Till The World Ends

  1. Thank you so much for posting this. Now I don’t feel so alone in the world. I first punished my ears with this sad piece of audio after seeing Nicki Minaj’s (apparently self-produced) video for her drop on the remix. I couldn’t stop hitting replay. I loved it so much I sought out Britney. I’ll never make that mistake again. WOW!! What a horrible song.

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