Even fully clothed, Candice Swanepoel is mindbogglingly gorgeous.

Deadspin’s Dead Wrestler of the Week feature returned this week. This week, they profiled Ravishing Rick Rude. (Deadspin)

It’s not quite how it things were for me covering OUA football, but here’s a look at the job sideline reporters do. (Fanhouse)

Tiger Woods’ column in Golf Digest is no more. Jim Windolf laments the loss of Tiger’s epic columns and other contributions to print media. (Vanity Fair)

After the jump, Hedo’s new dance, all the Tostitos, and the Secretariat dance.

Trey Kirby has a simple message for Hedo Turkoglu. (The Basketball Jones)

Brent Musburger’s call of the game-winning field goal was underwhelming. It wasn’t as bad as his build-up to the kick. (Awful Announcing)

And on that note, here’s a list of the nine most iconic voices of pro sports. It’s an American list so it’s lacking any hockey content. Consider yourself warned. (Total Pro Sports)

Brady Hoke is the new head coach of the Michigan Wolverines football team. I use those last two words loosely. Les Miles apparently turned down the U of M but I’m not convinced. I think his answer to the last question of his job application may have had something to do with it. (Sports Pickle)

The Sacramento Kings are getting a new arena name sponsor. And I heard this company’s product wasn’t on the up and up. (Sactown Royalty)

Another new batch of Pokemon games is coming out in March. Since I played the original Pokemon Red game, I’m obligated to link to this look at the evolution of Pokemon games. (IGN)

Some comedians just aren’t worthy of the title “comedian.” Here are ten examples of comedians who need to start being funny or give up. These guys suggest dying but I think that’s only really applicable for the last four. (Bro Bible)

We have a couple of sports photo galleries before the YouTube videos. First, it’s 32 perfectly timed sports photos. (The Chive)

Walt “Clyde” Frazier has made a splash of late with his crazy suits. He’s like a basketball version of Don Cherry. Here are some of Clyde’s best suit moments. (Black Sports Online)

Have I mentioned lately how much I love the Craig Ferguson Show? Well, here’s a tribute to one of his recurring appearing guests Secretariat.

Marshawn Lynch had the NFL run of the year in Seattle’ s playoff win over New Orleans. Here’s that run done up Super Mario style.