We had a video a while back showing that Megan Fox was a CGI creation. Definitely the greatest use of advanced technology ever.

I wasn’t kidding when I said David Beckham was picking fights in his return to the LA Galaxy. A British tabloid hired a lip reader to prove that I was right. (News of the World)

How many times do I have to tell you that creating more advanced robots will only lead to disaster? A Japanese doom-bringer has created robots to throw baseballs and swing a bat. I can’t see how these skills could be used to take over mankind. (ABC/AP)

And I’m not the only one that thinks robots are going to kill us all. Even real scientists think that we’re creating mechanical monstrosities that will kill us all. (New York Times)

After the jump more on Erin Andrews, trouble for stick men and the greatest hole-in-one ever.

We covered Monday’s episode of Shaq is Raw but The Big Aristotle was running around DC earlier in the day. (D.C. Sports Bog)

The Erin Andrews video story won’t go away. Mind you, the stories are getting better now. Take this one about sports networks essentially pimping out their sideline reporters. (St. Pete Times)

Keeping with EA, a reporter for US News & World Report has a unique and completely ridiculous solution to stop sports fans from objectifying women. (Deadspin)

Speaking of reporters, one of the perks of being an NHL executive is being allowed to hit on reporters. The VP of Real Estate Development hit on a FOX News anchor and, like his team, didn’t take home the prize. (The Province)

Another classic moment of failed searching for love. At least, I think it is or will be. A nerd looks for love using a graph. (The Bachelor Guy)

A public service message: Please don’t sleep in a garbage bin or dumpster. You might get dumped into a garbage truck. (St. Pete Times)

The next way that the Maple Leafs will miss the playoffs. Not give money to the league like this AFL2 team. (Albany Times Union)

Today’s gallery is a look at the perils of being a stick figure. These guys get into all sorts of terribly painful situations. (Daily Telegraph)