Who would have thought that Mila Kunis is dating Macaulay Culkin? How much money did he get from the Home Alone movies?

A doping controversy at the Paralympics? What is the world coming to? (Deadspin)

While the useless thugs should be taken out of hockey, they still have their moment to shine. Take Cam Janssen and Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond’s epic tilt that’ll make Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em 23. (FanHouse)

For only $500, you can run with the big dogs of the World Rally Championship. Don’t believe me? These guys just did at Rally Mexico. (Jalopnik)

After the jump, Michigan’s latest culinary treat, more hockey links, and Pete Rose should avoid wrestling rings.

Just when you thought that the West Michigan Whitecaps couldn’t come up with anything crazier for their concession stands, they nearly out do themselves. (CNBC)

How’s this for something missing in the new NHL? It’s a tribute to goalies that have scored goals. (Gunaxin)

Referees can be a hockey players best friend. However, the ghost of the still living JP Parise still doesn’t like refs and will endow you with the power to assault a zebra. (Deadspin)

The UFC held their first TV event for Versus this past weekend. It was an example of some of the best and worst the UFC had to offer. Good matches but some spotty officiating. (Cage Potato)

Back to unlikely racing stories, here’s what happens when you put an absolute rookie in the car at NASCAR’s fastest track. Well, it’s a driving school but close enough to the real thing. (SB Nation)

The USA passed their health care legislation which makes health insurance available to all Americans. It’s not quite the Canadian system but it’s a step in the right direction for millions of families. (NBC Washington)

When he was with the Renault F1 team, Fernando Alonso had a small hatchback for a company provided car. Now that he’s driving for Ferrari, he’s upgraded a little bit. (Top Gear)

The gang at Lion’s Den U have solved the age old question of what would happen if childhood superheroes were too actually off the bad guys instead of teach them a lesson. (Lion’s Den U)

For today’s photo gallery, we encourage you to break the 9th commandment (or something like that). Feel free to covet thy neighbour’s $100 million house. Don’t covet that property tax bill, though. (The Chive)

Did you know that Pete Rose hosted WWE Monday Night Raw this week? Did you know that he has a long history with the WWE? Watch the first five minutes of this video to see how Pete gets along with the crew.