It’s been a while so here’s Katy Perry. Who doesn’t love her?

Now that they’ve sorted health care, the US Congress is now working on the critical task of instituting a college football playoff. (Wall Street Journal)

Looking for decorating ideas for you man cave? Here are the 25 must include accessories for your lair. (Bro Bible) I could use some of those ideas if I ever open a pub.

What guy doesn’t love big hits? Between that and fighting, hockey is the greatest sport on ice. Need proof? Look no further. (Lion’s Den U)

After the jump, how not to catch a trophy, the latest i-banker must-have accessory, and a Tiger Woods remix.

Ron Artest admitted to drinking at halftime in the past. So that explains the Malice at the Palace. (Sporting News)

If Artest was mad that someone threw a beer at him, imagine how pissed he would be if someone hit him in the head with a trophy. (Deadspin)

If you hate Manchester United, you will be excited to know that the Glazer family have basically bankrupted the team. It may be only a matter of time before Man U sucks as badly as the Bucs. Okay, no one can suck that badly… Except the Lions. (Pro Football Talk)

Or if you’d rather hate on Notre Dame, you’d enjoy this article about the Fighting Irish thinking they’re too big to play in anything but BCS bowls. (National Football Post)

Maybe you hate Tim Tebow. Well, his holiness is going through a tough time after losing the SEC Championship game. He can take solace in God’s word. (Sports Pickle)

I thought my swine flu prevention tips were good but Cosmo Magazine takes it one step further. Their solution: The Reverse Cowgirl (Newsweek)

I don’t know if he should be proud or embarrassed but a guy in Taiwan has won the World of Warcraft. (CVG) The guy still loses because Taiwan is not a country.

Good news if you’re in the market for a really small car to buy in about three years, Volkswagen may have the car for you… Assuming that you don’t mind punctuation in your car’s name. (Top Gear)

With the announcement that Comcast is buying NBC, how big of a competitor will Versus become to ESPN? (New York Times)

How dangerous is it to be an investment banker now? They’re all packing heat to fight off the proletariat. (Bloomberg)

Today’s first photo gallery sneaks you ahead of the lines with a preview of the Los Angeles Motor Show. (Daily Telegraph)

The second photo gallery of the day is a look back to the wonderful year of 2003. (Deadspin) Always thought it was a holding pattern of a year.

Coming soon to the radio show, it’s the Tiger Woods phone message remix.

There aren’t many blended drinks or smoothies for men. To solve that crisis, the men of Top Gear set about creating a men’s smoothie in a manly V8 powered blender.