It’s the weekend and I’ve got nothing better to do at the moment, so here’s some nice weekend reading while you wait for the World Baseball Classic games today.

Man tries to smuggle drugs into Spain using a cocaine cast. (BBC)

Ten Florida State teams will forfeit wins from the last two years for committing widespread academic fraud.  It serves them right for getting caught.  (New York Times)

In Soviet Russia, potato peels you. (Moscow Times)

The lord and master of sports blogs breaks down A-Fraud’s injury. (New York Magazine)

And while looking up an A-Fraud story on CNBC, I found a slideshow to help everyone pass the time this weekend.  After all, the best selling porn DVDs have to be worth a look. (CNBC)

One last A-Fraud story: Brian Cashman wanted to send A-Rod packing when he opted out of his contract in 2007. (New York Post)

The Yankees, Mets, and Cowboys still have seats begging for asses at their new homes. (Wall Street Journal)

Hey look!  Someone agrees with me about the WBC. (St. Petersburg Times)

And because we posted some good Wrestlemania moments earlier in the week, here’s one of wrestling’s more embarrassing moments.

I remember reading (probably on WrestleCrap) that maybe Hogan isn’t the crazy one for seeing Warrior in the mirror. After all, not only did Hogan see Warrior but so did the commentators and everyone at home. The crazy one must have been Bischoff because he is the only person in the world who didn’t see Warrior in the mirror. And people still wonder how WCW died…