It’s Easter Sunday but that doesn’t mean that we’re taking the day off. Granted, because the rest of the internet has been on holiday since Thursday, the links are a bit thin but I’ve still found the best posts from around the interweb over the last half-week.

Since there’s another new episode of Mad Men today, I thought that I’d start this post with Christina Hendricks. Not only does United Airlines have poor customer service but their magazine did an unforgivable crime of photoshopping Christina almost beyond recognition.

The pro-Russian forces in eastern Ukraine are getting very worrying. They’re forcing Jewish residents to register with them. This won’t end well. (USA Today)

Canadians who know nothing about it think that the Fair Elections Act lives up to its name. Maybe it’s best that most of the electorate doesn’t vote when they’re so ill informed. (The Globe and Mail)

Liam Neeson still wants horsedrawn carriages in Central Park. I wouldn’t argue with him. He will find you and he will kill you. (New York Times)

Porn! Seriously, that’s what Vox has resorted to for page views. They talked to porn stars about how they came out as porn stars. (Vox)

Whoever was in charge of US Airways Twitter account is still employed after tweeting a picture of a woman using a model airplane as a sex toy. She was probably enjoying herself more than anyone else on a US Airways airplane. (New York Daily News)

Astronomers have found a new planet that meets the conditions to support life in an Earth-like environment. Yeah, NASA! Yeah, science! (Space.com)

Call it White Vegas. Call is Sin City with Snow. Call it what you want but Toronto is a party hotspot for celebs. (Toronto Life)

Just because you have a hot goalie doesn’t mean you have a good goalie. Welcome to the big story of the 2014 NHL Playoffs. (FiveThirtyEight)

The history of wrestling in Detroit extends beyond just WWE shows at the Cobo Arena and the body slam heard around the world at WrestleMania III. It also includes the man known simply as The Sheik. (The Masked Man)

You’ve heard of professional teams competing for world championship banning their players from having sex but one co-ed kickball team is taking the competition so seriously that the coach emailed the men on the team to tell them that they couldn’t sleep with the women on the team until the season is over. (Deadspin)

Canadian restaurant chain Boston Pizza has created a six-layer Pizza Cake. No. Just no. (Eater)

This is probably the best video we’ll ever run on this blog. You’ve seen guys parkour before you haven’t seen parkour until you’ve seen Jumpy the parkouring dog.

With the Stanley Cup Playoffs underway, the NHL put together a season highlight montage. They should have let the CBC handle it. They’re far better at it than anyone else in the world.