The revolution will not be quieted until the media has learned its lesson. The media has been hot and cold on Tim Tebow and his inconsistent performances en route to a 2-1 record as a starter this season.  For over a week now, the people have taken to the comments section on an ESPN article on Tebow ostensibly to show what they really think of Tebow but in actuality to show ESPN and the media that they cannot dictate reality but actually have to report news accurately without an agenda..

After the jump, we have 25 more of the best comments from Occupy Tebow.

Making eye contact with a 40-year-old man while he’s eating a banana > tebow

That awkward moment when my doctor is checking my balls during a physical and I run my fingers through his hair > Tebow

Watching porn for the plot > Tebow

Still paying for porn in 2011 > Tebow

Laughing at the fact that Tim Tebow has no idea what any of these porn references are > Tebow

Finding out Delonte West banged your mom > Tebow

Trying to explain why this is hilarious to your girlfriend and getting nowhere > Tebow

Chris Johnson after he got paid > Tebow

Jamaal Charles being taken out for the season by a mascot > Tebow

When the ambulance commits vehicular manslaughter in Madden 95 > Tebow

Gays not being able to marry, but it’s okay for the Kardsahians > Tebow

Finding out all 9 guys you brought on Maury are not the father > Tebow

M. Night Shayamalan’s grasp on the concept of plotholes > Tebow

Saying “what?” to Samuel L. Jackson > Tebow

Sending money to a Nigerian prince > Tebow

Getting Dysentery on Oregon Trail > Tebow

Entertainment 720’s sustainability > Tebow

Making fun of the Amish online because they’ll never find out > Tebow

Following the BYU honor code > Tebow

Buying a player’s jersey because he has the same imaginary friend as you > Tebow

Rick Reilly copying all of these comments for his next article > Tebow

The Hypocrisy of Chris Berman Doing Ads for BOTH Applebees and Nutrisystem > Tebow

Having more ESPN accounts than Tebow has completions > Tebow

This thread lasting longer than Tebow’s career > Tebow

My Grandmother > Tebow

And, as always, this post is > Tebow.

Related: The Best of Occupy Tebow (Part 1)

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Content from ESPN comments.