Near as I can figure, Kim Kardashian got famous because of her sex tape with Ray J. Since then, her fifteen minutes of fame has been her wearing tight or little clothing and publicly regretting nude photo shoots. But now she has a new way to extend her fifteen minutes. She’s just released a new single. This one is an early front-runner for the 2011 WoM award and it’s called Jam.

Websites have this stat called bounce rate. It’s the number of visitors that only view one page during a visit. I’d imagine bounce rate for this post is 100% because even I’d rather close Chrome than listen to this whole song. The annoying backing music and beat is bad enough on its own but adding Kim just makes it worse. She’s autotuned to death and even that doesn’t save what sounds like her speaking in a monotone voice rather than attempting to sing. And don’t try listening to the lyrics. This could be the worst written song in the history of music. No, that’s not an exaggeration.

So congrats, Kim. You’ve won the prestigious Worst of Music award for this week.

Have a better WoM candidate for next week? Drop it in the comments.