Did you know that Pink isn’t really Pink but P!nk. We say it as “pink” but it’s stylized to include an exclamation point. And that’s only the start of the reasons why P!nk’s Raise Your Glass won this week’s Worst of Music award.
Like Ke$ha’s WoM winner from a couple of weeks ago, We R Who We R, this one is an anthem for those members of society who aren’t the most popular. And like Ke$ha’s song, I don’t see it here. It just seems like a bunch of rhyming lyrics strung together to make a song. I’m not sure what raising one’s glass has to do with anything in this song but that’s the main hook of the song. The only redeeming part of this song is that it runs for only three minutes and change. Apart from this, it’s inexplicable why this song was at the top of the Billboard Hot 100.
So congrats, P!nk (or Pink, whatever you want to call yourself). You’ve won the prestigious Worst of Music award for this week.
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