To kick off this edition of the late night links, here’s Amber Heard who just came out of the closet. Somehow, I don’t think that’ll slow her career.

Facebook can be both a blessing and a curse for relationships. Take this guy whose profile pics guide us through every stage of his relationship and breakup. It’s a curse for him and a blessing for us. (College Humor)

After the jump, Sabine Schmitz makes them scream, hot pin-up girls, and Michael Bay’s best work ever.

Let’s face it, some celebrities don’t really have much to offer the world beyond looks. Here are the top ten examples of women who owe their career to their breasts. (Manofest)

We live in some tough economic times. Therefore, to make some quick scratch, homemade pornography looks like an increasingly attractive option. Fortunately, there’s a guide to making your own porno. (FHM)

This video isn’t a porno but it sounds like one. Nurburgring taxi driver Sabine Schmitz can really make her passengers scream. (Jalopnik)

Since I don’t think I’ve linked this ongoing series of internet posts, here’s this week’s Deadspin Funbag. It’s like a mailbag post only with more fun. (Deadspin)

In another slightly sports related link, here are the seven sexiest women who are married to mediocre NHL players. (Spike)

Since this is the first LNLO of December, here’s a look at the hottest women born in the month of December. (Bro Bible)

As has been established repeatedly, I’m a huge fan of the Mass Effect game franchise. So when I saw this gallery of the women of ME2 as pin-up girls, I had to link to it. (Kotaku)

And if drawings of video game women based on real women as pin-up girls is your thing, here are 20 real pin-up girls. (Heavy)

It’s not quite a series of videos but GIFs of Shakira doing her thing is just as good. (The Chive)

This morning, I had a link about how to spend your snow day at the U of WO. Well, one guy decided to pass the time by streaking Richmond Street. (Lion’s Den U)

Say what you will about Michael Bay’s movies, he’s a pretty good director. At least when it comes to making Victoria’s Secret commercials.

And here’s a probably NSFW Sprite commercial from Germany. It’s probably as close to porn as you can get without nudity. Did I mention that it was almost definitelty NSFW.