Since there wasn’t a Wednesday linkdump last week, I’ll try to make up for it with Sofia Vergara and Minka Kelly at the start of this one.

I don’t think the Celtics are going to go far this season (I call it The Shaq Effect) but I think this Nate Robinson guy has a future. He’s already pranking the team’s stars. (Red’s Army)

Coming soon to a free porn site near you is the Tiger Woods Sex Tape. I’ll believe it when I see it. (Radar Online)

Alex Anthopoulos came into the season as a rookie GM. With his first season at the helm of the Jays in the books, here’s a look back at his last year. (National Post)

After the jump, Ovechkin tops Crosby again, awesome celebrity endorsements and some amazing Star Wars songs (including the Han Solo song).

Speaking of baseball, the Reds won the NL Central last week but it wasn’t all fun and games for them. Their celebration prompted concerned citizens to call in a complaint. (Deadspin)

Alex Ovechkin has added to his list of things he does better than Sidney Crosby (besides hockey, celebrations and having a personality). He’s now got another commercial than Sid. (Sportress of Blogitude)

Suppose for a moment that Michael Vick’s comeback is lengthy/successful. That means that a movie would have to be made about him. So who would star in the near inevitable Vick pic? (The Smoking Jacket)

The Black Eyed Peas will be starring in the Super Bowl halftime show in February. Clearly, nobody checked the reviews on their Grey Cup performance from 2005. (Sports By Brooks)

And planning on going to an NFL game soon? Here’s your stadium food cheat sheet. (Esquire) By the way, I used SI’s ballpark food guide when at SkyDome last week. Those BBQ Chicken Nachos… Overrated.

When we think of a computer animation studio, you think of Pixar. But what about the video game specialist equivalent, Blur Studios? (Kotaku)

Because WTSN was so successful, ESPN is coming out with their own women first sports coverage brand ESPNW. (Larry Brown Sports)

SNL is back already? Make sense, I suppose. The only problem is that it kinda sucks. Here’s a look at how SNL can recapture the glory days. (Uproxx)

Let’s close off today’s SLO with a trio of lists. First, it’s the 10 worst celebration fails in sports history. (Complex)

It’s hard to argue with this list of the 15 hardest levels in video game history. They’ve left a path of smashed controllers in their wake. (Dorkly)

And here’s the eight most ridiculously awesome celebrity endorsements of all-time. (Guyism) Personally, I think #2 should top the list.

Bohemian Rhapsody reworked with the stories of the new Star Wars trilogy. Total win.

And for more Star Wars fun, here’s an autotune Han Solo song.