The blood thirsty action hero Machete is back in Machete Kills! While the film is known for its rather ridiculous gory action, there is also no shortage of eye candy either. You can also catch Alexa Vega all grown up from the Spy Kids days in this film. 

After the jump, Coach Taylor doesn’t want more FNL, some S.H,I.E.L.D. related stuff, Quentin Tarantino explains why he liked The Lone Ranger and watch Harrison Ford and Benedict Cumberbatch struggle with Star Wars related questions. 

Kyle Chandler, aka coach Eric Taylor is the one holding up the potential Friday Night Lights film. To be honest, I’m glad he is though. The show did end on a fairly nice note. (LA Times)

Despite a steady decline in ratings, ABC has given Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. a full season pick up. Let’s hope the show itself will be a bit better than what it has offered so far. (The Hollywood Reporter)

Speaking of S.H.I.E.L.D., here’s some suggestions to make the show a bit more… super. (Time)

University courses are getting so much cooler. How about The Walking Dead course at University of California Irvine? (Zap2it)

If Warner Brothers got what they wanted, Alfonso Cuaron’s Gravity would have ended up being a very different movie. Thankfully, the director got his way. (io9)

Many people were questioning why Quentin Tarantino included The Lone Ranger in his list of top 10 movies so far in 2013. He takes the time to break down his love for the movie and also does a bit of smack talk in regards to Batman. (The Playlist)

Check out the 14 orgasmic posters for Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac. Somehow out all the posters, only Shia LaBeouf gets off by smoking a cigarette while everyone else looks rather vulnerable in their moment. (Slashfilm)

Apparently there was a $75 million offer for more Breaking Bad. Good thing the show also ended on its own towns rather than letting big execs meddle with it. (Variety)

Watch the fun little gag reel featuring the cast of Pacific Rim. (Slashfilm)

Read Benedict Cumberbatch’s hilarious Q&A on Reddit as he promotes the film The Fifth Estate. (Zap2it)

Looks like Kanye and Jimmy Kimmel are putting their feud under the table… for now. (Entertainment Weekly)

I love lists! Here’s the top 20 most overused songs in movies and television. (Flavorwire)

Recap of the most recent Glee episode that pays tribute to Cory Monteith. It was indeed a respectful tribute episode to the late actor. (NY Times)

Charlie Hunnam pulls out of 50 Shades of Grey due to scheduling issues. Betcha didn’t see that coming? This might be a career move rather than actual scheduling issues, but it’s the right choice, More Sons of Anarchy and Pacific Rim please! (Joblo)

Watch Harrison Ford and Benedict Cumberbatch both awkwardly avoid questions related to the upcoming Star Wars film.

I can’t believe it. Jimmy Fallon and The Roots made a Miley Cyrus song enjoyable…