The Best of Occupy Tebow

The revolution will not be televised but rather posted on the internet. The media has been championing Tim Tebow as a great winner and essentially promoting him as the second coming for the Denver Broncos. His first start this season was 57 minutes of poor play followed by a comeback. His second start was utter garbage. Only then the media figured out that Tebow wasn’t the be all and end all of quarterbacks. Now, the people have taken to the ESPN comments section on an anti-Tebow article to show what they really think of Tebow.

Hit the jump for 30 of the best comments from Occupy Tebow and find out what really is greater than Tebow.

Knock Knock…Who’s there? Doesn’t matter, it’s > Tebow

George Lucas tinkering with Star Wars > Tebow

Chewbacca attempting to keep his fur clean while taking a dump > Tebow

JarJar Binks>Tebow

That one dentist that doesn’t recommend Trident chewing gum for his patients that do chew gum > Tebow

Lap dance from Tony Siragusa > Tebow

Joe Buck’s enthusiasm > Tebow

Speaking to people who don’t speak English in a louder than usual voice because maybe the increased volume will aid their comprehension > Tebow

The tough chick from Encyclopedia Brown > Tebow

Eating undercooked chicken and dealing with its unsavory aftereffects this morning > Tebow

Leeroy Jenkins > Tebow

Microsoft Zune > Tebow

Windows Vista > Tebow

myspace > Tebow

Kim Kardashian’s marriage > Tebow

Justin Beiber’s haircut > Tebow

Dan Gilbert’s choice in fonts > Tebow

Crystal Pepsi & New Coke > Tebow

Coy and Vance Duke > Tebow

Stopping at stop signs > Tebow

Herman Cain’s pick up lines > Tebow

Tony La Russa’s BAC > Tebow

Publishing e-mail conversations about Mariah Carey and thinking it’s good writing > Tebow

Wanting to dream about Cheers Kirstie Alley and dreaming about Fat Actress Kirstie Alley instead > Tebow

Being the poor waitress for Jessie Palmer/Chris Berman’s afternoon at Applebees 2 for 20$ > Tebow

Stuart Scott’s peripheral vision > Tebow

Nickelback > Tebow

Chris Mortensen confirming with his sources the Joe Schad report from his sources that this comment thread is being trolled > Tebow

ESPN getting owned by Deadspin once again > Tebow

going home and weeping because your job is to delete comments on espn.com > tebow

And, of course, this post is > Tebow.

Related: The Best of Occupy Tebow (Part 2)

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Content from ESPN comments.

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