The revolution will not be televised but rather posted on the internet. The media has been championing Tim Tebow as a great winner and essentially promoting him as the second coming for the Denver Broncos. His first start this season was 57 minutes of poor play followed by a comeback. His second start was utter garbage. Only then the media figured out that Tebow wasn’t the be all and end all of quarterbacks. Now, the people have taken to the ESPN comments section on an anti-Tebow article to show what they really think of Tebow.
Hit the jump for 30 of the best comments from Occupy Tebow and find out what really is greater than Tebow.
Knock Knock…Who’s there? Doesn’t matter, it’s > Tebow
George Lucas tinkering with Star Wars > Tebow
Chewbacca attempting to keep his fur clean while taking a dump > Tebow
JarJar Binks>Tebow
That one dentist that doesn’t recommend Trident chewing gum for his patients that do chew gum > Tebow
Lap dance from Tony Siragusa > Tebow
Joe Buck’s enthusiasm > Tebow
Speaking to people who don’t speak English in a louder than usual voice because maybe the increased volume will aid their comprehension > Tebow
The tough chick from Encyclopedia Brown > Tebow
Eating undercooked chicken and dealing with its unsavory aftereffects this morning > Tebow
Leeroy Jenkins > Tebow
Microsoft Zune > Tebow
Windows Vista > Tebow
myspace > Tebow
Kim Kardashian’s marriage > Tebow
Justin Beiber’s haircut > Tebow
Dan Gilbert’s choice in fonts > Tebow
Crystal Pepsi & New Coke > Tebow
Coy and Vance Duke > Tebow
Stopping at stop signs > Tebow
Herman Cain’s pick up lines > Tebow
Tony La Russa’s BAC > Tebow
Publishing e-mail conversations about Mariah Carey and thinking it’s good writing > Tebow
Wanting to dream about Cheers Kirstie Alley and dreaming about Fat Actress Kirstie Alley instead > Tebow
Being the poor waitress for Jessie Palmer/Chris Berman’s afternoon at Applebees 2 for 20$ > Tebow
Stuart Scott’s peripheral vision > Tebow
Nickelback > Tebow
Chris Mortensen confirming with his sources the Joe Schad report from his sources that this comment thread is being trolled > Tebow
ESPN getting owned by Deadspin once again > Tebow
going home and weeping because your job is to delete comments on espn.com > tebow
And, of course, this post is > Tebow.
Related: The Best of Occupy Tebow (Part 2)
Image from Deadspin.
Content from ESPN comments.
Oh my goodness! an amazing article dude. Thnkx
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Easily the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I’m pretty sure it can be in MVP talks if they appear only in the fourth quarter every week and somebody comes out with a win. i can inform you all to access http://www.tebowformvp.com/ thanx.
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