This weekend was my annual trip to a NASCAR race so I missed this week’s SLO. I’ve got plenty of links to power through. But first here’s Eva Mendes. She could do better than her previous sex tape.

Here is one of the greatest lists in the history of the galaxy (far, far away). It’s the Top 100 Star Wars characters of all-time (including the Expanded Universe). (IGN)

Top Gear: USA is coming soon to the History Channel. Hopefully, we’ll get it in Canada too. Anyway, for TG fans, here’s a preview of the upcoming season. (Jalopnik)

The English Premier League season just got underway this past weekend. Looking for a team to cheer for? Here’s a list comparing EPL teams to North American sports teams. (FOX Sports)

After the jump, 20 Cent’s revenge, more on Jenny the Dry Erase Board Girl, and 3D’s biggest victory so far.

The seemingly alcoholic star of the Chicago Blackhawks, Patrick “20 Cent” Kane, reads Twilight. It almost seems fitting for a man who beats up cabbies. (Larry Brown Sports)

With the NFL preseason underway, your fantasy football draft can’t be too far away. Here’s the 12 types of people that you can expect to see there. (Mac Bros. Fantasy Football)

Star Wars days at minor league baseball games are becoming standard fare. However, the Omaha Royals just blew everyone out of the water. (Ben’s Biz MLBlog)

We all know that Michael Jordan is on the cover of NBA 2K11 and has his own MJ themed challenge mode but he now has his own career mode. (Kotaku)

This is the best shirt I’ve seen in a while. It’s a Dumb and Dumber shirt featuring Tiger and Big Ben. (Waggle Room)

Looking for signs that you’re a classic 80s wrestling fan. Here’s 25 signs that you were really into wrestling in the 80s. (Camel Clutch Blog) I disappointed myself by only ticking off about a dozen of those signs.

Ever wonder what happens to Olympic venues after they’ve finished their primary purpose? Well, Beijing’s Water Cube is now a water park. (CNN GO)

Ever dreaming of driving an F1 car and have a spare $1 million? Lotus is selling a track day car based on its F1 racecar that has near F1 levels of performance. (AutoCar)

We knew that Blu-Ray won the high-def DVD war when the porn industry endorsed it. Now, 3D looks like it’s here to stay now that someone is making an IMAX 3D porno. (Gizmodo) (SFW)

Last week, I posted the link to Jenny the Dry Erase Board girl’s unique way of quitting. Not surprisingly, she was a hoax. (The Chive) Call her what you want, we need more of her in our lives.

Conveniently, here’s Jenny again. Here’s her top ten signs a woman is faking it. Naturally, she lists them on her whiteboard. (Ask Men)

I think that the talk about Dustin Johnson getting screwed by the PGA rules officials is kinda depressing. How about we switch golf talk to British golfer/model Sophie Horn? (Sportress of Blogitude)

We kicked off the post with the Top 100 Star Wars characters. Now find out who dozens of celebrities list as their favourite characters. By the way, my favourite is Han Solo but it has to be shoot Greedo before getting shot at Han Solo.

And here was one of the more interesting parts of my NASCAR weekend. Saving Abel tried singing the Star Spangled Banner but failed so miserably that fans were laughing at them.