It’s time for us to return to our the more popular websites in our Best Of The Interweb series. Some of the best ideas come when you’re high so naturally somebody created a website to compile those ideas called HighDEAS. After all, not everything you come up with while high ends up on TFLN.

(All stories contained in this post should be considered sic’d.)

“I dont need drugs to have fun”
ya well i dont need running shoes to run but it makes it a hell of alot easier

I lost all my weed…
in a series of small fires

Abovetheinfluence: “1 out of every 3 smokers die.”
Apparently the other 2 become immortal.

holy shit!
i just realized something.
DiCaprio never died in Titanic.
The end scene is him going underwater.
The beginning scene if Inception is him waking
up on a beach.
IT’S A MOVIE INSIDE A MOVIE O.O

School Zone Speed Limits
You guys notice how its 20 MPH in an elementry school zone, but 25 in a high school zone? Thats like “Yeah those kids are bigger so you can hit them harder”

history class
History class is gunna suck in like 1,000 years. Kids are gunna have to learn so much more shit.

Treadmill Defense
If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I’m just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills.I should be fine.

when aliens come to earth…
how awkward will it be when they find out we’ve been making movies about fighting them?

Perks of being Asian?
yes, i’m asian.
yes, i’m stoned.
no, you can’t tell…because my eyes are already squinty.
TAKE THAT WHITE KIDS.

Best idea ever
Go into a crowded elevator and say ‘You all are probably wondering why I gathered you here’ with the straightest face.

Does anyone else
feel like they have to be extra careful when they jump up onto a doctors table so you don’t mess up that long uncrinkled piece of white paper?

Made the cop pay my ticket.
So an officer pulled me over and gave me a 116 dollar ticket, turns out, i know his two sons. I sell bud to them on the daily, and they buy it with the money he gives them for allowance. so technically, he paid my ticket. take that bitch!

I was lied too!!! FALSE ADVERTIZING
so my mom walked in on me smoking for the first time so i pulled out a twix and ate it but time didnt freeze we just stood there awkwardly while i chewed

So blazed that
while pulling into the drive way i noticed that my moms car wasnt there so i yelled Fuck Yeah moms not here!!!! then i realized she was drivin me

My Girl Friend’s Sister
My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, “i think your hot, lets fuck!” , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “you’ve won my trust”… Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

women think they are
clever because they can fake an orgasm “for” a relationship, but guys can fake an entire relationship just for an orgasm.

Reverse Fireworks
Fireworks that create darkness in daylight

Admit it
when you shut off the lights in the basement you get the fuck outa there.

Three types of stoned.
1. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW
2. Hahahahahahahahahahaha
3. …..What?

and I thought I had it bad
I’m 20 years old and i can’t get a better job than at a fast food place; it’s the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i’m socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i’d complain, but my boss only cares about money. i’d leave, but i can’t pass my drivers test, or any test i’ve ever taken. i’m in love with one of my only friends. she’s a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle. but, i’m stuck in the friend zone. my only other friend is this guy, who i’m pretty sure only talks to me, because he’s mentally retarded. and to top it off, i live in a pineapple under the sea