It’s time for us to add another website to our Best Of The Interweb series. Some of the best ideas come when you’re high so naturally somebody created a website to compile those ideas called HighDEAS. After all, not everything you come up with while high ends up on TFLN.

(All texts contained in this post should be considered sic’d.)

Midget Village
Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you’re their god.

It’s a little man
The word OK looks like a sideways person. I’ve said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What’s up little guy?

I was just on an adult website
and when the video finished there was a big button that said ‘Share with friends’. Who watches a porno and thinks, ‘Dave would fucking love this’.

White chocolate milk
Tell me I didn’t just blow your mind. I know I just blew your mind.

Bongs unite all four elements.
Earth, wind, fire, water.

Fuck Twilight
Here’s how u end the Twilight saga in one scene…Bella and Edward smoke a blunt together. Edward gets the munchies. No more Bella. The End.

Morgan Freeman GPS
I think it would be awesome if you could get Morgan Freeman’s voice on a GPS. It would be like he’s narrating your travels.

You’d have to
If Samuel L. Jackson knocked on your door and you opened it and he said”C’mon Mutha Fucka! Get your shit and lets go, we gotta mission to complete!” wouldn’t you follow him?

Hurricane Names
Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you’d pack your bong and leave immediately!

The quiet pee
Do you ever piss in the toilet out of the water, like on the bowl, just so you aren’t loud when you take a leak?

burying a bus
ok bear with me on this one…im gunna bury a school bus in my back yard.ill make a ladder coming down from the exit hatch on top. ill take out the seats and put in couches, a big ass tv, lights, sick sound system, music, record player, fridge, and a bed(for passin out if needed), ps3 and xbox 360, computer, lava lamps and to top it all off im gunna add a periscope. ittl be called the last stop (cuz its a bus) best highdea ever

Anybody notice?
Anybody notice that the word bed looks like a bed?

Do you ever
catch your self in a really deep 5 minute thought, snap your self out of it and say .. ” Man im really fckin high..”

Don’t you wish
that you could google anything? Like, “where is my cellphone?” and google would be like “under the couch, dumbass”

I was so high that
I walked into class, late, sat down, and tried to put my seatbelt on.

Back in high school
The hall monitors would always smell our fingers when we came in to see if we had been smoking…. i rubbed my hands on my testicles every day before school…..

isnt it funny…
how drugs have taught an entire generation of american kids the metric system?

Toy Story
Toy story 3 just came out, and Andys 17 now….that means at one point in time the toys stood there silently while Andy was furiously masterbating.

Today I realized that Mario is a homeless person…
Today, I realized that Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms.

Bring back Angry Beavers
along with Rocko’s Modern Life, Hey Arnold, Doug, etc. basically all cartoons from the 90’s, really