Let’s start with a recap of the final Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien (Kansas City Star)
Conan has to stay off TV for the next seven months but what if he never came back? He could make a huge impact on the interweb. (New York Times)
Did you know that Artie Lange (of talking about Joe Buck sucking cock fame) predicted that the whole Conan mess would happen? (The Comic’s Comic)
After the jump, lots more on Conan, slightly NSFW sports stuff, and some Simpsons just because.
The number is off a bit but here’s a look at Conan’s working plan for his millions and millions of NBC dollars. (Maxim)
If a switch to another network or the internet doesn’t work for Conan, he has a contract offer so at least he’ll be employed. (Deadspin)
The good thing is that even if he does end up in Washington, we love Conan too much for him not to make waves no matter where he goes. (SB Nation)
By the way, if you were wondering who was on Team Conan (everyone) and who was on Team Leno (NBC), here’s the scorecard. (Chicago Tribune)
NBC just can’t catch a break. Fox is planning on scoring off them with an Olympic curling themed episode of The Simpsons. (National Post)
And now for something completely different. It’s this week’s great moment in drunken hookup failure. Why is it in the ELO? Because one failure was caused by a Justin Long cockblock. (Deadspin)
Career advice from your pals at The Lowdown: If you’re a guy, grow a moustache. It may not help with the ladies but it helps with money. (NBC New York)
Speaking of money stuff, George Lucas is thinking with his wallet again. God help us. (FilmDrunk)
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oy vey! In South Australia, R-rated films are going to be treated like X-rated films. (Gizmodo)
Big news for comic book fans. Sony is rebooting the Spider-Man franchise. It’s been less than 8 years since the first movie was released. Talk about a waste of everyone’s last decade. (IGN)
Jackie loves talking Brit pop so I figure this fits right in. The cast of Glee has made the British pop charts. (BBC)
It’s Saturday so a little NSFW stuff never hurt anyone (unless you work weekends). A woman at an Ottawa Senators game flashed the players. Too bad she didn’t take lessons from that woman at a Panthers game a while back. (Busted Coverage)
Staying on slightly sports related stuff, a reporter for AC Milan’s owner’s TV station decided that she needed to put a hand to David Beckham’s golden balls. (Who Ate All The Pies)
Today’s first photo gallery is a look at the Top 25 games released on the PS3 so far. I have a few games that I need to add to my collection. (IGN) By the by, any upcoming PS3 games that you think we should review?
Speaking of The Simpsons, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the show, an artist created a series of stained glass pictures of the characters. (Daily Telegraph)
The Taiwanese news outlet that gave us the animated re-enactment of Elin beating up Tiger brings us Leno & NBC vs. Hulk Conan in the handicap match of the century. By the end of the video, it looks more like a lumberjack match.
Conan celebrated his last week on The Tonight Show by blowing NBC’s money on random shit. As if his buyout didn’t cost enough money, his skits could easily match that.
And let’s close this thing off with the last ever segment of Conan’s tonight show: FREE BIRD!